Wednesday, March 12, 2008

how good a whore are you?

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Take the quiz and let me know. The questions are far less esoteric than the book quiz, so try and be honest.

A true whore has a mystic understanding of Power. She knows men for what they are: pathetic, cowardly, needy beings who may wield power in the big big world, but are helpless little boys inside. She listens attentively. She understands, or at least she pretends to.  She laughs at jokes. She flirts. She strokes egos as well as cocks. True men understand and worship her Power; they are not afraid to admit their unworthiness and cowardliness before her. She views her art as healing, and sends men back into the world to be, perhaps, better husbands and fathers.

Perhaps my vision is romanticized or perverted, I really don't know.... if you think I'm high, by all means let me know.  But in all honesty, who among us would not love to find out how much we are worth per hour!? It's all a fun little game, this quiz, but there's a reason the whole story is so compelling..... it taps into something very profound that goes beyond morality and stupidity.

As for Mr. Spitzer, there's a special place in hell for hypocrites. I can only hope he sends a personal little apology to all the girls he's helped to lock up. I won't be holding my breath.

P.S. Guys - you can take the quiz, too.

6 comments:

reliv4life said...

Well, I am only worth $1056 an hour... darn it!! I could live with that I suppose, I am gonna see if my hubby will start paying it!!

Jim Thomsen said...

Hmmmm. Turns out I have negative value.

Then again, I'm only a man. It's hell being a mindless slave to this silly thing dangling between my legs.

suesun said...

Negative value?! hell, they must not have asked the right questions then! What about "How thoughtful are you?" or "What kind of writer are you?" or "How often do you go to Powell's?"

If they had, then you most likely would have outscored us all...... :-)

Kate said...

We laughed so hard at trhe office when we did this! $1,025 an hour.

Rebecca said...

I have found that I am worth $1,040 per hour. Funny little quiz.

I think your assessment of what a whore is is very interesting. And while valid, I don't think those qualities are inherent only in whores. I think ALL women possess that power, if only they believed it, or could tap into it.

LeAnn Rimes has a song on her recent album that contains the lyrics:

Always be a lady
But tease him like a tramp
A temptation that's hard to resist
Treat him like a hero
Let him long to be your slave
Take advantage of your God given gift


I know it is a game. And trust me, I rarely have the time, energy or inclination to play it. But if I were a stay at home mother, and wife of a powerful man, I might be better able to muster it.

It is not, as I said on Kate's blog, the act of hiring the prostitute that really pisses me off, it is his hypocrisy. To break up one prostitution ring with obvious disdain and relish, then partake in another is mind boggling. But you know, I am glad the patron as well as the provider was outed. Too many times the escort or madam take the fall, and the guys get off scott free.

citizen of the world said...

Oh, um, $1255/hour. Sould I be embarrased by that?