fear of phobias

There are so many things to be afraid of!

It's a good thing I don't suffer from triskaidekaphobia or else today, Friday the 13th, would have been a really, really, really bad day....
a. I flew on a plane from Cleveland (cool city, by the way) to Denver.
b. The hostess seated us at this table for lunch

c. Guess what number was blinking red on our answering machine when we got home?
d. It's my mother-in-law's 81st birthday.

And then I got to wondering if there was a fear of phobias (which there is-phobophobia, not to be confused with hobophobia, which is, of course, a fear of hobos!), and that led me to THIS!!

I think I may have truly suffered from scelerophobia as a young girl....